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May 10, 2011

Uhauling



So the running lesbian joke is: What does a lesbian bring to the second date? The answer: a Uhaul. Ugh. Unfortunately, I know this to be true on so many different levels. I can't begin to tell you the number of my friends who fall in love on the first date and by the second they are shacking up or damn near close to it. The thought of it scares me shitless. Don't even leave a t-shirt on accident when you come over my place.You're trying to mark your territory so my other chicks will get mad and not come back over, I know that trick. Lol!

No but really, as women we are emotional creatures. Our pheromones release as toxins into the air and often allow for disillusionment of feelings and judgement. Thus the whole, I love you today, I hate you tomorrow syndrome, esp. if you've had sex on the first night. You might as well call it a wrap, it's over. Too many women confuse good sex for love. Hell, even bad sex. For some reason to them sex is love. Wrong! Sex is sex. Good sex is great! Bad sex is don't call me again I'm no longer interested and we are too grown so I'm not gonna teach you. Love is when you can't breath with the thought of not being with the one you're with. When you know them so well you are always on the same page without even needing to speak. Having special looks that only the two of you share, and endless friendship that consumes your heart. Sorry got carried away on a memory.

Anyways a shirt becomes a toothbrush. A toothbrush becomes an extra outfit. An extra outfit becomes a flat iron, brush, comb, make-up. Then there's the here's a key meet me at my place when you get off one time deal, that turns into well just keep it so I don't have to let you in when you come over tomorrow. You're staying over 4 or 5 nights a week, leaving from her house to go to work in the morning. Next thing you know it's "hey you're always over here anyways why don't you move in so we both can save on some money" Now here comes the Uhaul. Ugh! Just saying the name makes my skin crawl!! Lol

Hey I'm not mad at you for it. If you like it I love it. It's just not for me. I like my space. I like being able to go home if we get into an argument. It's like', oh yea that's how you feel? I don't have to take this I'm going home!!" Lol. I'm not bitter. And I'm definitely not scared of commitment. I just feel it takes time to get to that point. I like to get to know who I'm with first. Can you really get to know someone after only a date? A month? 6 months? I eventually want the whole fairytale fantasy life where i come home with to my wifey, cook a nice meal, and crawl up in bed together for a nice close to the evening. *Sigh Sounds absolutely heavenly. But I'm taking my time to get there. No hurt feelings this go 'round.

In my conclusion, lol, I don't care if it's Uhaul, Penske, Ryder, or Budget, on the second date please don't bring it. I'm not interested. Just bring an interesting conversation and some laughs. We'll get along better that way!! But then I can never say never.